Sunday, March 30, 2008

My Crazy and Weird Stalker by Flora

Finally!What a beautiful Tuesday morning!Joshua just gave me my favourite Rainbow Curry yum!I wonder what I will make the Proffessor tonight?Hmmm....I will give him a surprise Curry Rice meal!Today is my day off from work!As usual,my daily routine starts at the Bridge,looking at the cute fishies.After I go to the Inn and finally I go to the Goddess Spring.Well,I just saw a very large fish at the Bridge!I wish I could afford a fishing rod!I might make a curry meal from it for the Proffessor!At the Inn,I got a warm welcome from Ruby and ate her fabulous cooking.Mmmm!Yummy!But her cooking is no match for mine!My cooking is the best!....I think!

Now it's 4:00pm.Im going to head to the Goddess Spring.I love this place!It's so beautiful and I usually am by that big tree in the Spring.Let me go take a look at the Spring water.It's so sparkly!
"Today I meet a beautiful maiden hehehe!Ahh,that Flora hits me every time."Daryll sneakily says."I shall claim her beauty!Ahhh,I can smell her fragrance of beauty on the floor!!!Hehehe!WAUGH!!!!!"
"Flora....she left!!!!!UGH!!!!Let me take a look by the Spring Lake.She's not here!She's vanished!


"WAUGH!!!"Daryll freaked out.
"Hey you!You,you STALKER!Stop stalking me!I may not look tough but I am more than it looks!I'm gonna beat you up if you get closer!I hate people who scare me and lie to me!"I shouted to Darryl
"WAUGH!Flora!NOOOOO!I am your Prince in shining armor!I have come here to claim your beauty!Let me just get closer and get alittle smooch..."Darryl exclaimed
POW!!!!!!!!!!!BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!!!!!KICK!!!!!!!!!!!PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ha!I told you I'm tougher than I look.Now you're beat up in wounds!That's what you get for spying on me you madman,crazy,wacky,weird scary stalker!DONT GET NEAR ME EVER AGAIN DARYLL!Thinking I would like YOU!PLEASE!"I announced!
I beat him!Ha!I knew I had what it takes!I warn people about me and they never take me seriously!I may look nerdy and innocent and sweet,but I am a tough dansel in distress deep inside!
"Baby!Why did you do this to me???!WHY!!!!!!MY LOVE!I SHALL CLAIM YOU ONE DAY!YOU WILL SEE!THAT CARTER WILL BE NO MATCH FOR ME!Daryll vowed.
Yeah,in his dreams!I headed for the Tent.

I told the Proffessor what happened.He just laughed infront of my face!Well,as a surprise...CURRY RICE!
"NOOOOOOO!PLEASE FLORA DON'T!NO MORE CURRY MEALS.IM BEGGING YOU!IF YOU STOP MAKING CURRY RICE I WILL PAY YOU FOR YOUR EXCAVATING WORK!"Carter begged.
"Okay then.Pay me 1000 G each 2 hours!"I reasoned
"Okay!Thank you for understanding me!"Carter thanked me
"Well since you said Curry Rice,I will make you from now on.....ULTIMATE CURRY!!!!"I trapped him!Now I am getting paid and cook whatever I want and see him SUFFER!

"NOOOOOOO!NO!NO!NO!!!!!!!!THAT'S THE THING I DETEST THE MOST!WHY DID I COME UP WITH THIS NIGHTMARE?!NOW I HAVE TO PAY HER AND EAT HER HORRIBLE ULTIMATE CURRY.I DETEST THAT THE MOST...UGH!!!!!"Carter angrily stated
I have both the brains and the strength!WOOO me!And people call ME weak!Hahaha!
Finally!What a beautiful Tuesday morning!Joshua just gave me my favourite Rainbow Curry yum!I wonder what I will make the Proffessor tonight?Hmmm....I will give him a surprise Curry Rice meal!Today is my day off from work!As usual,my daily routine starts at the Bridge,looking at the cute fishies.After I go to the Inn and finally I go to the Goddess Spring.Well,I just saw a very large fish at the Bridge!I wish I could afford a fishing rod!I might make a curry meal from it for the Proffessor!At the Inn,I got a warm welcome from Ruby and ate her fabulous cooking.Mmmm!Yummy!But her cooking is no match for mine!My cooking is the best!....I think!

Now it's 4:00pm.Im going to head to the Goddess Spring.I love this place!It's so beautiful and I usually am by that big tree in the Spring.Let me go take a look at the Spring water.It's so sparkly!
"Today I meet a beautiful maiden hehehe!Ahh,that Flora hits me every time."Daryll sneakily says."I shall claim her beauty!Ahhh,I can smell her fragrance of beauty on the floor!!!Hehehe!WAUGH!!!!!"
"Flora....she left!!!!!UGH!!!!Let me take a look by the Spring Lake.She's not here!She's vanished!


"WAUGH!!!"Daryll freaked out.
"Hey you!You,you STALKER!Stop stalking me!I may not look tough but I am more than it looks!I'm gonna beat you up if you get closer!I hate people who scare me and lie to me!"I shouted to Darryl
"WAUGH!Flora!NOOOOO!I am your Prince in shining armor!I have come here to claim your beauty!Let me just get closer and get alittle smooch..."Darryl exclaimed
POW!!!!!!!!!!!BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!BAM!!!!!!!!!!!KICK!!!!!!!!!!!PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ha!I told you I'm tougher than I look.Now you're beat up in wounds!That's what you get for spying on me you madman,crazy,wacky,weird scary stalker!DONT GET NEAR ME EVER AGAIN DARYLL!Thinking I would like YOU!PLEASE!"I announced!
I beat him!Ha!I knew I had what it takes!I warn people about me and they never take me seriously!I may look nerdy and innocent and sweet,but I am a tough dansel in distress deep inside!
"Baby!Why did you do this to me???!WHY!!!!!!MY LOVE!I SHALL CLAIM YOU ONE DAY!YOU WILL SEE!THAT CARTER WILL BE NO MATCH FOR ME!Daryll vowed.
Yeah,in his dreams!I headed for the Tent.

I told the Proffessor what happened.He just laughed infront of my face!Well,as a surprise...CURRY RICE!
"NOOOOOOO!PLEASE FLORA DON'T!NO MORE CURRY MEALS.IM BEGGING YOU!IF YOU STOP MAKING CURRY RICE I WILL PAY YOU FOR YOUR EXCAVATING WORK!"Carter begged.
"Okay then.Pay me 1000 G each 2 hours!"I reasoned
"Okay!Thank you for understanding me!"Carter thanked me
"Well since you said Curry Rice,I will make you from now on.....ULTIMATE CURRY!!!!"I trapped him!Now I am getting paid and cook whatever I want and see him SUFFER!

"NOOOOOOO!NO!NO!NO!!!!!!!!THAT'S THE THING I DETEST THE MOST!WHY DID I COME UP WITH THIS NIGHTMARE?!NOW I HAVE TO PAY HER AND EAT HER HORRIBLE ULTIMATE CURRY.I DETEST THAT THE MOST...UGH!!!!!"Carter angrily stated
I have both the brains and the strength!WOOO me!And people call ME weak!Hahaha!

Kate and her big problem by Lumina

Today is Wednesday,when sweet little Kate visits me.I love hearing her when she tells me how pretty I am!I can't help but blush.Today in the morning,Joshua brought me a beautiful choker.I think it's a good idea to practice my piano talent before Kate comes.Good thing granny Romana isn't here.She never let's me play freely!I get so nervous when she hears me play the piano.

One mistake and her head blows up and makes mine make a thunderstorm...Knock Knock!Oh boy!Kate's here.Let me open the door."Heya Lumina!You look so pretty today!"Kate welcomed me"Ohhhh!Thank you Kate!As sweet as ever!"I replied to her wonderful compliment.We decided to go by the stairs to talk.I didn't even notice when Joshua entered."Lumina you're so pretty!How do you keep yourself that pretty?"Kate questioned.

"Well,I would like to know who else you think is pretty!"I told her"What about Muffy?"I questioned Kate"Muffy looks like a clown with all that makeup!Gross!"She disgustedly exclaimed"Um...okay.What about Flora???"I asked Kate"Yuck!She has big ugly glasses!!!"Kate exclaimed"Uhh,what about Celia??"I asked Kate"She looks like an old hag with those clothes!"Kate meanly said"Well....what about Nami??"I asked her again.

"She is too tomboyish!And she has no fashion taste!"Kate stated(Wow,and she calls Nami tomboy!)"Okay....Ann???"I asked Kate"That ponytail of her...makes her hair weird and ugly!"Kate explained(Should I keep going??)"What about Elli?"I asked Kate"Her clothes are weird.I don't like girls with a boy-looking haircut!"Kate said"What about Karen?She must be pretty to you!"I told Kate"She has bad clothing.And she looks horrible when she's mad and sad!"She explained"What about my good friend Mary?"I asked her nicely.

"She has big glasses and wears bad clothing.And too quiet!"Kate meanly said"Well,Popuri is the last one...she is pretty to you right???"I nervously asked Kate"I think her hair is weird.Her clothes are old-schooled.She nags too much!"Kate statedGasp!Joshua was behind her hearing the conversation.Let me see what she says about him..."

Oh yeah!What about a boy?What about Joshua?"I asked nervously to Kate"Woah!Don't get me started.He has HORRIBLE clothing.He isn't attractive.His hair is weird looks like Daryll made his hairstyle!He smells like dirty clothing and hes nerdy and a country bumpkin!I wonder why ANY girl would like him because he's cute!"Kate meanly saidBehind Kate was an ANGRY farmer.Joshua."Oops...my bad.Joshua I didnt really mean what I said.You're a nice friend!I'm sorry!"Kate apologizedIt seems Joshua calmed down.He was sweet enough to hug Kate.He exited the Villa.I know Kate seems to understand making mistakes is okay.

My encounter with the Witch by Keria

Wow,my new life begins today!I just got married to my true love,Joshua.Today is Winter 27.The day after my birthday.Can you believe he proposed just in time for a surprise to get married on my birthday?

From when I met him I knew he was the guy I would fall in love with.I decided to take a stroll since Joshua was working.I thought I would go ahead and make some friends.I started by the Villa.The family that lived there seemed awfully nice.As I walked to the Villa,I got alittle curious of the small Hut by the Villa.It looked so gray,dull and abandoned.I didn't want to open it today because today I would make friends.I came home at 9:00pm from meeting and trying to communicate with everyone.

Joshua was alittle mad with me but he told me he was only worried.I woke up the next morning on a rainy Winter28.Joshua wasn't home and that was odd because he always gives my my favourite,Golden Lumber.When I stepped outside,I saw him going to the Main Pathway.I guess he was done from work.I hope he's not going out with anyone!Especially that flirt Muffy.She's very nice but I think she flirts with guys more than I try to communicate with the world!!!I went ahead and followed him.He turned to the Villa!Lumina...that pretty girl I guess he's gonna flirt with her.Even though I can't talk I will show her!Although when I saw him,he opened the door to the Hut.I peeked through the window to see what was happening.

Some ugly haired girl in there.Hope she's not flirting with him!She was talking to him!It's time I maked my move!I barged in the door.Since I couldn't talk,I showed them a way to say what was going on."Oh hey!You're that Keria princess I sealed up LONG ago."The girl said."Hey can't you talk?Boy,THATS convenitent...I guess I will make you talk."She saidShe spread some powder around me!I got to talk. "Hey you there,how do you know me???"

I asked the mysterious girl."You don't remember?Anything?"She asked me"No,I don't."I replied angrily"You called me evil,brought everyone from your village and attacked my home!"she angrily explained."So to punish you,I sealed you in that cave.After a while,I planned to let you go,but I forgot,I'm sorry!I feel awful for this!"I got very mad when she said that sarcastically!It seemed that she noticed my anger."Im sorry."She apologizedI thought of forgiving her.I had a reason I wanted to say,but also because her memory is worse than Muffy trying to memorize the ingredients Griffin tells her to!"It's okay."I forgived her"What?How come?"She questioned me.

"If you hadn't sealed me up,I wouldn't have fallen in love with Joshua..."I explainedI after faced Joshua and gave him a small kiss.I knew the real reason was that thanks to her,I fell in love and got married.Uh oh,I tried speaking!Well,it was nice hearing my voice again.I guess it was only for a while."Ugh...how disgusting,Love is so yuck!"The girl revoltedly saidAfter that we went home.Joshua explained she was the legendary Witch Princess.And..he explained he would never flirt when he was married and not for that,but he really loved me.He gave me a good night kiss and we went off to bed.